Hobo Hootenanny
The Hobo Hootenanny is:
Nazar Altun ("Hairball"). Hairball was the general
counsel of a large real estate company until he quit to join the rest of the
hobos on their journey on flatbed railroad cars through the American south and
their sojourn in a cave on the south face of Mount Aragats (Armenia).
Michael de Leeuw ("Fudge"). Fudge left his home
and family when he was no more than a boy, in the company of strangers, in the
quiet of a railway station, running scared.
Kenichi Sugihara ("Lefty"). Lefty's mother was from the
islands and his father was the Japanese Johnny Cash. Kenichi got in trouble in
his early 20s and did some time in Siberia where he met Stinky (see below), who
was doing his own hard time. While in prison, he built a working harpsichord
out of cat bones and egg cartons.
Paul
May ("Stinky"). Stinky grew up on a railroad train. His father
was a conductor and his mother, a fugitive. He did hard time in Siberia when
his band, Penis Riot, sang some impertinent words about a grumpy oligarch. He then
built a chewing gum factory in the caucuses. He now counts his money and rides
the rails.